Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner
Written by Caldwell & Dorkly Editor-In-Chief Andrew Bridgman.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
“I’ve worked with some amazing actors, and I’ve never seen anyone with more raw talent. There’s a reservoir of emotional power in her that’s sort of stunning. Sometimes I’d say to her, ‘Where did you come from?’ And she’d say, ‘You know, I really don’t know.’” — Gary Ross about Jennifer Lawrence
me tryin’ to get my life together
Nothing as ever been more accurate
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax